my dad just said “what if My Chemical Romance comes back as My Chemical Steady Relationship and just does parodies their old songs and it will be like ‘The White Parade’ or ‘I’m Perfectly Fine.’”
MY DAD IS A FUCKING NIGHT BLOGGER. SOMEONE HELP ME.
This could work.
How are you - without Ash, without Lamps? How are you?
when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”
if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants